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| Sweet SMS Jokes
SMS Messages |
- chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh
light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kumbukhat phir tune
fridge main susu ki!
- Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years,
but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
- A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends
"Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too.
- Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte
Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He.
- Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT
YEAR.
- Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so
slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he
cant read very fast.
- 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka
truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi
likha hai. BC-1760!!
- Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also
returned back.
- After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when
I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
- Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't
see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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