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- Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo
- roses are red, violets are blue, lizard is ugly but what the hell happened
to you????
- What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so
dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
- wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart,
plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE
GET ONE FREE
- Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo,
They all miss u.
- I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I
Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down &
den.. I lauf again
- Eyes: To look at you
Hands: To pray for you
Mind: To care for u
Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
- Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete
without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
- Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile.
How about your?
- Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
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