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- "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
- A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how
it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH
DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
- Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH
UR TEETH...!
- Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie
tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
- A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to
arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
- A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to
him, don't stress my son u should see the one who
is reading this!!
- What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into
this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue
to do so!!
- U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
- Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
- Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my
friend!!
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