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| Cute SMS Jokes
SMS Messages |
- Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always
Time for Me 2 disturb You
- Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there
is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
- Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I
have to leave, I can't find a brain.
- Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,
Wait for the Lecturers!".
- A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother".
- I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light
dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
- Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the
right The left has nothing right in it & d right has
nothing left in it.
- We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
- I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO
perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song:
Who Let The Dogs Out!
- Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The
World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
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