Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live
without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said
"Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on
the tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was
engaged.
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities &
never 'delete' u from my memory!
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter
has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I
lost the joker
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will
be there to take you to an eye specialist!
r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on you
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so
dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
