Ai, KHUDA, Jo log mujhe sms nahi karte unka mob. kho daya!
Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan
tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho
ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye
SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everyday!
Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi
kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab
kooch theek lag raha hai.
sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans
chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)
Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari
duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey
ameeen
EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge....
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron
par likhe nazar aayenge.
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki,
par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai
dost ko thoda sa satane ki....
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery
room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop
RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you
don't worry, missed call is still free
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi
hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai?
Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k
chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo
nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone
nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR
congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me
SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"
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dakh kia rahe ho
chavanyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)
haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana.
uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo?
sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti
ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana
parhta hia
Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee
jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare
leye un k pass.
Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko
PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1
ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo
our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
Kuch paiso ki liyeh
ZaaLeem!!
Tumne sms karna Chodiyah
