*NEWSFLASH* Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the one off.
*NEWSFLASH* An independent study has proven dat those who have a bad life & who are crap in reading dis message in their right hand!
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discovered in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cereal killer!
*NEWSFLASH* Police r looking 4 a suspect who's smart, witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
