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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
- There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
- CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
- Zra Zra kr ky teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegl construction kh ke saale wale tod jaate hain....
- Shyare Se Tujhe Koi Kam Ni,
Tu Qatal Be Kar dy To Tujh Pe Elzam Ni
Kabi Tu Aye ga Tu Mare Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na mara Tu Mera Naam Nai
- Kitne armaano se suhaag raat ko ghoongat uthaya maine faraz,wo bare pyar se kaan main boli, ......tenu dulha kinnay banaya bhootni ke
- Major Rohail ke chhatri me surakh tha ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy? Major bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga
- this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
- It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life.
- If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
- darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K
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