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- I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
- Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
- i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
- TUM KO DEKHA -TO YE KHAYAL AYA-
TUM KO DEKHA TO YE KHAYAL AYA-
PAGALON KAY STOCK MAIN NAYA MAAL AYA-
- ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMINE
ALL FLOWERS R SWEET
THET HAVE NO COMPARISON
WITH U!
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KIONK GOBI K PHOOL KI BATH HI ALAG HAY
- This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
- >I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
- One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
- can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
- terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
- why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
- Mere sms ko teray inbox main panah mil jaye,
Tu reply na kare to tera mobile 'FANNA' ho jaye.
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge.
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