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- Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
because you smiled.
I wish your day is full of SMILE
- I can buy gifts but not LOVE, I can pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I
can lie 2others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as
you.
- Watching on Monday, friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, Wedding on
Thursday, fighting on Friday, Divorce on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on
Monday.
- Let me draw your face!
Don’t move!
Nearly finished,
ok done!
Want to look
****
- Positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up
it shits in Your eyes, u don’t mind u, don’t cry, u just thank god that, cows
don’t fly.
- Keep.....................IN TOUCH With
ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........YOUR TEETH
WILL B BROKEN!!!
- 10 advantages of not having a
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"...
1.save time.
2. Can sleep well.
3. Don’t have 2 bother about missed calls...
4.Don't have to worry about how u look...
5.Can eat in any restaurant...
6.No boring SMS in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all...
8.U won't hear "aaw... U r dull today"...
9.Can goes anywhere with any one...
10.Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes...
BONUS: - U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
- System of love Jan - ROSE, Feb - PROPOSE, Mar - GIFT, April - LIFT, May -
CHATTING, June - DATING, July - Miss U, Aug - MEET U, Sep - ANGER,
Oct - DANGER, Nov - LEFT, Dec - NEXT.......
- 2day is a mobile day so please open Your mobile cover & remove battery &
dip in soap water apply shampoo 2 SIM card.
- Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell May, June
and July that august, September and October got accident in November. Yours
December.
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